Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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