he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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