You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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