Say something about gay babies.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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