I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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