Small penises have feelings too.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
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