For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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