The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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