is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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