I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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