he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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