How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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