Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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