I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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