He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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