I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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