why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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