I understand why you refuse to be sober now
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
