i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
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You. Win. At. Life.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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