i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
This is classic penis vs brain.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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