Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
he just fucked me for my cheese.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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