hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Randomize
