i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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