You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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