I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
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