plz talk dirty to me
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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