So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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