So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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