So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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