the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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