forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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