How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
It's Friday. Sex?
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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