i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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