My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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