Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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