one word: firstdatebathroomanal
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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