Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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