i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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