Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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