Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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