they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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