If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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