I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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