i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
soo... how was my night?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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