your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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