Hey man sorry I got all grabby
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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