Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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