How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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