Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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