Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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