Having a random hookup so left but love u
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
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