Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
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