Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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