I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
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