please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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