Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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