So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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