WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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