i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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