I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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