walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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